Clorox Cleanse

So one day when I was 5-7, I found a bottle of 409 spray (does anyone know that brand?) Lying on the counter

My big brain thought: "I should see what this is"

So I went to the bathroom and grabbed the stepstool

I was 6 feet (chad) at that time so I easily grabbed it and thought it was one of those bottles that hair cut places spray on your hair

I saw the number 409 and thought to myself

sHoUld I SpRaY aT fOr O NInE?

And thus, I waited until 409 pm

My little brother was playing with his car or bear or whatever

Then, for revenge for something that happened

I SPRAYED HIM

I sprayed on his face and hair.

Mega loud tornado alarm in 3...

2

1

WAAAAHHHHH MOMMMMMMYYYYYYY, REK SPRAYED OIL ATTTT MEEEEEEEEEEEE
REK.exe, Version 6, went into panic mode

My punishment was 30 minutes timeout (cuz I didn't have an eye pad)

Now I feel bad

Sorry brother

😞