Trampoline Man

One day my whole Family went to Chick-Fil-A

We sit down and get ready to eat

When my little Sister (who is 6 at the time) Sees this MASSIVE OBESE MAN

LIKE I MEAN HE WAS BIGGER THAN A TABLE

BIGGEST HUMAN I HAVE EVER SEEN

But my sis doesn't see that this Obese af guy is a human

She runs over to him and starts JUMPING ON HIM

SHE IS JUMPING ON A HUMAN

She JUMPS on HIM FOR 20 SECONDS

Then dad FINALLY gets the courage to grab her by THE ARM and leave Chick-Fil-A

My Mom and I just STARE at each other in SHOCK

We find out he had to get sent to the ER (Emergency Room) and WE had to pay for the Hospital Bills (nice one sis)

And we asked my sis later what she was thinking while she was jumping on the massive obese man

She said she thought he was a COMFY TRAMPOLINE OMFG XD