Fail on How to Toilet

One day when I was 2 or 3 I was sitting in my brother's lap.

I was in the room, when suddenly I got the urge to pee.

I knew how to go to the bathroom on my own and stuff but I had a simply marvelous idea.

I would pee right there and now.

And thus, I peed on his lap.

I have no personal memory of this, it's what my brother tells me.

Such a wonderful and great thing to do, don't you think?